i made a graph of my personality
"Anatomy of a Male Orgasm" collage art by bedelgeuse. Created for the 30th annual exotic art show.
Quick White bleach makes your hair fall out. Just saying. I never thought it would happen because I have really strong, thick, healthy hair, but chunks of it are breaking off.
It seemed to take Sirius an age to fall. His body curved in a graceful arc as he sank backward through the
ragged veil hanging from the arch…
And Harry saw the look of mingled fear and surprise on his godfather’s wasted, once-handsome face as he
fell through the ancient doorway and disappeared behind the veil, which fluttered for a moment as though in a
high wind and then fell back into place.
best line ever
John Bender is my spirit animal.
3/50 flawless people
↳ louis tomlinson
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
OMG why have you not come to Dallas yet 😂🙌 I love you so much.
- 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
- 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
- 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
- 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
- 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
- 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
- 7: What do you spend most of your money on?
- 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
- 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
- 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
- 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
- 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
- 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
- 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
- 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
- 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
- 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
- 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
- 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
- 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
- 21: Who do you ship?
- 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
- 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
- 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
- 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
i just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
“Can you hate someone for what they have done, but still love them for whom they had been?” — Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on