dumb-dawg:

basically



i never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized 
you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms
but instead
you chose to kiss

damn.


flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected


egberts:

gloomysandwichgirl:

There’s no food in my house

*dying whale noise*

whale: there is no krill in the ocean

*teenage girl noise*


dawnsblade:

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

The answer, John Green, is just

that.———————/^^^^^\


whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me


allthefandomfeelings:

chesnips:

maahamburger:

you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it

would you like a better deal on your car insurance

oh baby lower my rates


myevangeline:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

Why each Disney Princess is a strong princess

Regardless of style or animation era, these ladies have proved their toughness and worth, each one being more than just a lovely voice and a pretty face.

reblogging forever


rawlivingfoods:

Savory Mexican Salad with Guacamole

This raw meal never fails to satisfy! It’s not only delicious but it’s also a nutritional powerhouse.

Salad Ingredients

  • ½ Bunch Romaine Lettuce chopped
  • ½ Bunch Lacinato Kale de-stemmed and chopped
  • Cucumber slices
  • Mixed Baby Greens
  • Sprouts

Salsa:

  • 2 Heirloom Tomatoes
  • 1 Red Bell Pepper
  • 1 Stalk Celery
  • Handful Cilantro
  • ¼ Onion
  • ½ Lemon juiced
  • Dash of Cayenne

Directions: Chop and mix all ingredients in a large bowl or add to a food processor.

 Guacamole:

  • 2 Avocados
  • Handful Cilantro
  • 1 Clove Garlic
  • ½ Lemon juiced

Directions: Chop and mix all ingredients in a large bowl or add to a food processor.

 Enjoy! :)


I am so in love with Troian and with Spencer I cannot



deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

did you just


amplifiedattire:

Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]


milkshakespear3:

thedailywhat:

Stats Pr0n of the Day: U.S. Map of Hate Speech on Twitter

Since June 2012, Dr. Monica Stevens of Humboldt State University in California has been mapping more than 150,000 geotagged tweets that contain homophobic, racist or abliest language. The result is the Geography of Hate, an interactive map of the U.S. which reveals the hotspots of “hate tweets” across the country. A deeper analysis of the project is available at Floating Sheep.

Minnesota I am ashamed