fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

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littleamazonbear:

w3as3ly:

CAUSE YOU KISS HER HOLE OH MY GOD BYE AHAHAHAHAHA

LOL. Please watch this.

(Source: 59oz)

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crookednose:

Paper Pastries “Know It All” pencil set

THOSE ARE NOT THE PRIMARY COLOURS DONT LET THAT PENCIL FEED YOU ITS LIES

(via samueldear)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via nffectingaoise)

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

(via chubby-bunnies)

myfriendscallmekazzy:

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Are you a knight? No.
But you know how to use that sword?
I do.

(Source: gameofgifs, via nymheria)

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment—their body is alive, there’s a light in their eyes, something—that makes you think, “I just really love you.”

(Source: text-pistol, via sourvagina)

Anonymous: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

(Source: 69key69, via fuckmealittleharder)

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Have you lost your senses completely? He’s a human, you’re a mermaid! - The Little Mermaid (1989).

(Source: disneydailly, via arielglitters)

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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

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